BBC NEWS | Health | Scientists make 'bionic' muscles
Scientists have developed artificial, super-strength muscles which are powered by alcohol and hydrogen.
I don't know about you, but when I read this the first thing I thought about was Bender from Futurama. With a little luck Matt Groening will be right about cryogenics, and I'll be able to have Nixon's head on my mantle. The future looks brighter already.