Killed by xkcd

How many people can say they were killed by xkcd today?

guest@xkcd:/$ cat welcome.txt
Welcome to the unixkcd console.
To navigate the comics, enter “next”, “prev”, “first”, “last”, “display”, or “random”.
Use “ls” and “cat” to navigate the filesystem, other commands such as “cd store” will allow you to navigate around the site.

guest@xkcd:/$ look
You are at a computer using unixkcd.
Exits: west, south

guest@xkcd:/$ inventory
Unrecognized command. Type “help” for assistance.

guest@xkcd:/$ help
That would be cheating!

guest@xkcd:/$ i
Unrecognized command. Type “help” for assistance.

guest@xkcd:/$ light flashlight
Light what?

guest@xkcd:/$ light candle
Light what?

guest@xkcd:/$ look
You are at a computer using unixkcd.
Exits: west, south

guest@xkcd:/$ go south
A dark hallway.
Exits: north, south
You are eaten by a grue.
You’re dead!

guest@xkcd:/$

April fools kills.